Total Medals Earned: 1,089 (From 244 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,720 Points
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/780 points)
win Bojan stage
win Vila stage
win Xavi stage
win Pique stage
win Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
win Iniesta stage
win Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (150/250 points)
Play the guitar
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
PWN during the snowball fight
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)
Launch BLOOD MOON
Survive 5 Nights
Find Levi Ramirez
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/275 points)
K.O your first goblin in battle!
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/110 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
No deaths from spikes
Dont drop the bomb
Eat all the food in the game
Complete game under 5 min
Kill all of the enemies
Keep your lives under 15
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/185 points)
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.