Total Medals Earned: 1,096 (From
245 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,820 Points
Start the game
Get the beer
Get the flower
Get the key
Get the matches
Get the newspaper
Get the oxygen tank
Get the rope
Find the screwdriver
Get the telescope
Get the wheel
End of chapter four
End of chapter one
End of chapter three
End of chapter two
End of prologue
End of chapter five
End of the game
It's okay just to be present sometimes
Watch credits
Start the game... press the play button.
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Beat a miniboss !
Destroy 5 Axes while they're in mid-air
Beat your first boss !
Destroy 10 Turret Troopers
Kill 10 Eskimo Hunter
Kill 10 Cyber Dino
Dodge 15 drills on stage 2
Kill 15 Troopers
Buy your first gun in the upgrade shop !
Buy 3 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 2
Kill 10 Laser Beam Ship
Kill 10 Invaders on stage 4
Kill 15 Spider Mines
Complete a stage and get your first medal.
Kill the Miniboss of Stage 4
Kill Stage 3's miniboss
Kill Stage 2's boss
Get a Silver medal !
Use 2 stats points or more in every Skill
Max your Income skill
Beat 3 bosses !
Buy ALL Guns in the upgrade shop.
Max your Jump skill
Max your Reload skill
Max your Health skill
Get a Gold Ribbon Medal !
Obtain the Golden Gun !
Get Gold Ribbons for all Stages !
Buy 5 Guns in the upgrade shop !
Get to Level 12
Beat all 4 bosses and complete the game !
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the giant slime.
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Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
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Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Check out the credits page.
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Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
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Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Check out some of the art galleries.
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Absorb some elemental damage.
Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
Learn the first of many new skills.
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Find an unscannable secret foe.
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
Find all of your missing party members.
Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Unlock all summon creatures.
Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game and save the world.
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
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Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.